10 March 2006

Are We Really THAT Stupid?

I'm not big on celebrities. I think their whole world is a ridiculous meander through egos and incessant need for attention. Like most of the world believes, celebs are complete morons. So stupid in fact they allow photographic proof of their idiocy. Cases in point:

Case 1: How many peacocks had to die to make this godawful piece of crap?

Case 2: Smugness comes second only to winning an Oscar

Case 3: Blue Eyeshadow doesn't make ANYONE look younger. EVER.

Case 4: Look! It's Xena and Mini-me!

Case 5: Roman toga and mu-mu collide! The result is FRIGHTENING!

Case 6: Political statement regarding bra stuffing
or is she paying homage to the doily makers of the world?

I'm sure there are many, many more examples, especially with the passing of the 78th's this week. But my retinas have started to collapse. Must. Stop. Looking.

Thanks, Style.com, for the coverage!

3 comments:

Jill said...

I couldn't agree with you more. Don't even get me started on Reality TV. No-bodys making a name for themselves, for their fifteen minutes, by being complete jack asses. And all we can do is watch with wide eyed horror. Guess you would know more than us Americans, considering reality TV started in Britain.

Anonymous said...

Why would anybody dress up like that? Can you wear dresses that are even worse? I don't think so, Jill! And all these skinny fucks, eww!!!!!!! Hate 'em all! For example Paris Hilton : Look at me I am stupid, I am lame, I fuck whatever has a dick and I spend Daddy's money! Hahaha, oh yeah give it to me. Stupid cunt! Or Nicole Richie, does she want to be more skinny than Paris now? Man, she's damn anorexian. Eww!! Is all that a big contest in stupidity, or what??

Jill said...

Yeah, it's unfortunate. Seems 'skin is in'. That is if there's nothing between skin and bones. Its really bad. I mean, most famous people are actors. And they are actors for film. When was the last time Tom Cruise ever did anything on stage? My meaning, they don't even act. Just have their lines 'fed' to them, take after take. There's no CRAFT involved. But, onto the Paris' and Nicole's of the world.. they aren't even actors! Just rich little prissy bitches who found their fame because of someone else's money! Its a travesty. But thank God they come out to these things (all of them, actors and the debutantes alike), like the 78th's looking stupid. Or else we couldn't make fun of them.

I'm really glad that Jon Stewart made fun of everyone in that audience.. and even happier that they were way to stuck up and full of themselves to laugh. He proved how superficial hollywood is (without having to do so), not so much by his jokes, but by the reception he received.