Well, I'd take the Son of a Preacher Man over his Daddy, ANY DAY! And here's yet another reason why!If church for you normal folk ain't stressful enough.. try being married to the Pastor, himself!
Maybe she should've consulted her hubby's favorite book before grabbing the shotgun. Or listened to at least ONE of his sermons during Sunday service. Maybe she wouldn't have to be getting used to looking at bars from the inside of a cell for the rest of her life. Or maybe she should've paid attention to Dusty Springfield, back in the day.. In either case, it seems, yet again, the nation is gripped with a spiralling downturn in morality from Minister's Wives.. or could it be, people need yet another poor excuse for the untimely death of another human being? You be the judge, or really, God will.
So here's the excuse: Pastor's Wives have more stress and pressure than wives of non-pastors. Isn't that the dumbest thing you've ever heard? Sorry, all you Mrs. Church's out there, that is an incredibly lame argument. I'm sure having your pick betweent the new Volvo Wagon and a high end SUV may seem stressful, surely the pressure's on when those slick dealers slither your way from their offices. But is that really pressure? How hard is it to remain pious, loving, giving, gracious ... everything you should normally be? Women watching their children die from starvation and dysentery have it bad. You have to sit at the FRONT of the church and look up into your adoring husband's face, don't gossip and believe in God. HARD! Wow.. I'd NEVER survive.
Anyway, Miss Mary Winkler, you definitely should've taken a lesson from the Fonze.. he could have shown you how to cool it.
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